Friday 28 March 2008

FULL MARKS TO THE FOOLS

Do not fool yourselves in thinking that as a rule the fools can not mull or that those who are not the bull are the mule. While it is quite cool to pull the legs of the gullible to droll and bamboozle, it is quite another thing to conclude that the fool even did not attend the life’s school and is simply in your hand, a funny tool. By the way, do you still compare the fool with a mound of ass stool and find yourself to be the only one, wise and sensible? It is however plain stupid to conclude and condemn the fool as the garbage pool. The buffoon is really the best of the persons that god could make and is certainly not the brain grey matter deficient numskull. Believe me; it is always wise to give full marks to the fools. Believe me, the fools are the salt of the earth and of course, the sugar. Our dear world is a bit safer place and boasts of a lot of amusement only because of the ubiquitous presence of such meek folks, who are thought of as bereft of the intel (this one is the original trade mark owned by god). Since the fools fail to understand and comprehend the finer nuances of life and living, or more appropriately prefer to pretend that they are the perpetual naivetes, the earth still spins.
For your information, the fools are also fondly and popularly known and addressed by the genius and Wiseman/woman as: (Master/Mister/Mistress) ass, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, boob, bore, buffoon, butt, chump, clod, clown, cretin, dimwit, dolt, donkey, dork, dope, dumb ox, dunce, dunderhead, dupe, easy mark, fair game, fall guy, fathead, goat, gomeral, gomeril, goose, halfwit, idiot, ignoramus, illiterate, imbecile, innocent, jackass, jerk, lamebrain, laughing stock, lightweight, loon, lunkhead, meathead, moron, nerd, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numskull, oaf, omadawn, ownshook, pushover, sap, schlemiel, schmuck, silly, simpleton, stooge, sucker, turkey, twerp, twit, victim.
Include my name above, if you like (I promise, I will not mind, in fact I will be happy) or your own name, if that is what you are comfortable with. Please decide too, in which side of the world you actually belong to, naturally—the FOOL’S PARADISE or the HALE’S HELL. It is absolutely free!
Wish you all a happy April Fool’s Day 2008 ya folks!